Charlie

Charlie is a physical server that was purchased in December 2010 and originally hosted Cody and Johnny. In 2016 when Eddie was purchased Cody was moved to Eddie so Johnny could have all of the resources of Charlie to himself. When Sparkie was purchased in 2019 Johnny was moved off of Charlie as well. He is equipped with a Core 2 Quad Q9550 CPU, 8 GB of memory, and runs VMware ESXi. Charlie has been empty since December 2025, and is next in line to be retired.